Raff's Brain
Raff’s Brain is my playground for goofy stories, real-life adventures, and experiments in how openness, creativity, and technology can bring people together and improve our lives. Expect Hot Yoga Problems, Riffin’ with Raff, Drive & Jive / Walk & Talk, and various zany side projects that are sometimes cathartic, sometimes ridiculous, and hopefully worth your time.
Raff's Brain
Raff's Brain #154: Hot Yoga Problems - ABSOLUT LOCKER STRATEGY! Reclaim 4 Hours of Your Life!
In this introspective yet hilariously observational episode of Hot Yoga Problems, Rob Raffety grapples with a silent saboteur in his wellness routine: locker placement. From dissecting the flawed geometry of corner lockers to reminiscing about the glory days of Absolute Vodka ads, Rob connects time-saving strategies with deeper existential questions. How much time are you wasting doing the same inefficient thing over and over? This episode blends laughs, logic, and a little longing for the past.
Outline:
- Why Rob’s locker habits are failing him
- The joy of the perfect yoga mat location
- The geometry of better decision-making
- Nostalgia trip: Absolute Vodka and 90s print ads
- Rob’s back-of-the-envelope math on time lost
- Economic reflections on booze trends and small business
- Can four hours a year really change your life?
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